Vanity, thy name is Durty

I was doing a bit of routine checking over my bike this morning, and found a secret compartment on the side. I 'd known it was there, but just assumed it held fuses or somesuch... No, its a lockable hidy-hole for things you want to keep while riding.

I opened it and found 2 used hankies covered with a light grease. I thought "wow, grease-rags!" and pulled them out. But wait, the compartment is actually quite deep. Those hankies hide behind them ... a hairbrush!

I can just imagine Durty, the bike's previous owner, stepping off, removing his helmet, shaking out those blonde locks and then rushing for the brush. Love it.